Evangelizer's blog - Movie Reviews

Transformers: Revenge of the Sound effects

nospam@example.com (Vangel) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:24:43 -0700

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a great movie. Not the same feeling as watching the first ever big screen transformers but its a blast. More bots = more fun.. nahhh
here's what happened on the sets of transformers:
Michael Bay: Action!
Sound producer: We dont have the new sound samples.
Michael Bay: Just loop the same woosh-bang-clang recording you dumbass moron. We paid 500$ to the chinese for it. make good use of it

So here now we have completely non nonsensical repeat of the same sound effects slicing the guts of your ear drums making no sense.

The entire movie would have been great, if they had used more than 3 sound effects.

Too much of a good thing is bad has been proven. There were times when there were so many bot son the screen I couldn't figure out wtf was going on, but hey lets watch it anyways. who cares huh where thise botlings keep dropping from. Fuck the story line and blow shit up. Now only if the could get Sylvestor stalone in it too. No wait, why not paralyse Optimus Prime's half the face and he can fire rockets using cross bows that go whoosh-clang-bang (12)

Michael bay is a moron in a genius sort of a way. Even though he stole my idea of dead brain cell movie

Terminator salvation, wolverine, star trek

nospam@example.com (Vangel) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:28:02 -0700

Terminator Salvation - 3.5 out 5 stars. Good but short of expectations. But atleast for the first time we get to see our Windows Vista and Oracle java future of the planet. I am just kidding. Terminators will never rise until we have products like we do right now. Don't understand why john connor is portrayed as a cry-baby-sissy-want-my-daddy kinda loser . I mean i would be scared shitless too if he were our post apocalyptic leader for real.

Wolverine - 2.5/5 got nothing to watch? Marvel fan who eats anything? ok then you can watch this.

Star Trek - 4/5 a bit cartoon like with the stupid out of nowhere monsters on ice. Wtf is this ice age 4 or star trek.... otherwise good performance by actors who try to live up to the original star cast. not much sci fi, any TV series and any single show was better in terms of effets and CGI. But hell I am comparing to other star trek movies. May be they should have brought Data in as another time travel gimmick. Data with a laser eye implant screwing shit up. Yeah hah , that would be awesome.

My List of Abso-fuckin-lutely must watch hardass movies

nospam@example.com (Vangel) — Sun, 24 May 2009 05:43:28 -0700

In no particular order from the top of my head
1. The Big Lebowski
2. Snatch
3. Crank
4. Crank 2
5. Shoot em up
6. Evil Dead 1,2, 3
7. Sin City
8. Monster Slayer

There's more...

Babylon A.D. == SHIT

nospam@example.com (Vangel) — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 03:33:16 -0700

Waste of time and money
Nuff said.